SHE SAYS / HE HEARS

WHAT A WOMAN SAYS:

C'mon...This place is a mess! You and I need to clean. Your pants are on the floor and you'll have no clothes if we don't do laundry now!

WHAT A MAN HEARS:

C'MON ....blah, blah, blah YOU AND I blah, blah, blah blah, blah ON THE FLOOR blah, blah, blah, NO CLOTHES blah, blah, blah, blah, NOW!

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Good: You're wife is pregnant.
Bad: It's triplets.
Ugly: You had a vasectomy five years ago.

Good: Your wife's not talking to you.
Bad: She wants a divorce.
Ugly: She's a lawyer.

Good: Your son's finally maturing.
Bad: He's involved with the woman next door.
Ugly: So are you.

Justin Illusion...