ESCAPED CONVICT

An escaped convict broke into a house and tied up a young couple who were sleeping in their bedroom.

As soon as he had a chance, the husband turned to his voluptuous young wife, bound up on the bed in a skimpy nightgown, and whispered, "Honey, this guy hasn`t seen a woman in years.

"Just co-operate and do anything he wants. If he wants to have sex with you, just go along with it and pretend you like it.

"Our lives depend on it."

"Dear," the wife hissed back, spitting out her gag, "I`m so relieved you feel that way, because he just told me he thinks you have a really nice ass."

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What's the difference between your wife and your job?

After 5 years your job still sucks.

Justin Illusion...