SHEEP

A girl who is a natural blonde is sick of hearing dumb blonde jokes, so she goes to a beauty parlor and has her hair dyed red.

On the way home she pulls over next to a field where there is a flock of sheep and sheepherder.

She gets out of her car and walks up to the sheepherder and says:

"If I can tell you how many sheep are in that field, can I have one?"

The guy looks at her and says, "Sure lady."

She looks at the sheep for a minute, then turns to the sheepherder and says, "There are 258 sheep in this flock."

The guy is dumbfounded. "You're absolutely right!" he says.

So the chick goes into the field and picks out one and brings it back to her car.

As she's getting ready to pull away the sheepherder comes up to her and says, "Hey lady, I've got a deal for you."

She looks at him and says, "OK, what?"

He looks at her and says, "OK, now, if I can tell you what color your hair really is, can I have my DOG back?"

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WILL THE REAL DUMMY PLEASE STAND UP?!?!

AT&T fired President John Walter after nine months, saying he lacked intellectual leadership.

He received a $26 million severance package.

Perhaps it's not Walter who's lacking intelligence.

Justin Illusion...