WOMEN AND DOGS

How Women and Dogs Are the Same:

Both look stupid in hats.

Both look good in a fur coat.

Both put too much value on kissing.

Both can eat 5 pounds of chocolate in one sitting.

Both tend to have hip problems.

Both constantly want back rubs.

Both are good at pretending that they're listening to every word you say.

Neither understands football.

Neither believes that silence is golden.

Neither can balance a checkbook.

You can never tell what either of them is thinking.

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