FISH TRADE

A fisherman dropped into the local pub carrying a brand new fishing rod.

One of the regulars admired it:

"That's a beautiful rod you've got there, mate."

"Yeah, it is a good one; I got it for the wife."

"Wish I had half your luck, I'd like to work a swap like that."

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If your wife keeps coming out of the kitchen to nag at you, what have you done wrong?

Made her chain too long.

Justin Illusion...