GRANDPA'S INCH

Grandpa's Inch or Why the Middle?

Speaking of new equipment reminds me of the poor fellow who lost his penis in an auto accident.

The men of his family were well endowed, and each volunteered to donate one inch.

One week after the operation, the doctor found him crying in his hospital room and asked if there was a problem with his handiwork.

The man tearfully answered, "It's almost perfect, but why did you put Grandpa's inch in the middle?"

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I don't mind door-to-door salesmen.

Come to my house and I have a sign on the fence that reads,

"Salesman Welcome; Dog Food is Expensive."

Justin Illusion...