CONVERT!

Two Jews are out for a walk when they pass a Catholic Church with a sign out front that says "Today Only, $1000.00 If You Convert!"

They argue back and forth until they finally decide which one is going to go in and give it a try.

He steps in the church while his friend waits outside.

The fellow is in there for hours with his buddy patiently waiting.

Finally, he returns.

His friend says "Well what happened?

Did you convert?

Did you get the money?

Show me the money!"

The other fellow says, "Is that all you people think about?"

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In Africa some of the native tribes have a custom of beating the ground with clubs and uttering spine-chilling cries.

Anthropologists call this a form of primitive self-expression.....

In America we call it golf.

Justin Illusion...