TWO ALIENS IN METRO DETROIT

Two aliens land in Metro Detroit, and they happen to land next to a gas station.

So, the aliens waddle out of their ship and look around.

The first thing they see that resembles a being is the gas pump.

The two aliens approach and the first one says "Earthling, take me to your leader!"

Of course he gets no response.

The first alien looks at his buddy then addresses the pump again.

"Earthling, I said take me to your leader!" Of course, still no response.

The alien then turns to his buddy and says "If this Earthling doesn't show me some respect and at least acknowledge me, I'm going to blast him!!

At that the second alien replies, "OK. I'm just going to stand down the road."

The first alien looks a little puzzled, but waits for the other to walk away.

He then addresses the pump a third time.

"Earthling take me to your leader!"

Still nothing.

So the alien then pulls out his ray gun and vaporizes the pump.

The gas station goes up in a huge explosion, blowing the alien all the way down the block to his buddy.

He gets up, dusts himself off, and turns to the second alien.

"If you knew that was going to happen, why didn't you warn me!?" he asked.

The second alien replies "Well, I didn't know exactly what was going to happen.

But there's no way I'm gonna mess with a guy who's thing hangs to the ground, wraps around his body twice, and is still long enough to stick in his left ear..."

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If the world didn't suck, we'd all fall off.

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