Sex is the most practical and funnest way of losing weight.
Look how many calories you can loose:
* TAKING CLOTHES OFF
With her agreement................12 cal
Without her agreement............187 cal
* TAKING THE BRA OFF
With both hands....................8 cal
With one hand.....................12 cal
With one hand being slapped.......37 cal
With the mouth....................85 cal
* PUTTING THE CONDOM ON
With erection......................6 cal
Without erection.................315 cal
* FOREPLAY
Trying to find the clitoris........8 cal
Trying to find G spot.............92 cal
Don't care ........................0 cal
* ON THE JOB
Helping her up....................12 cal
Just on the floor..................8 cal
* POSITIONS
daddy-mommy.......................12 cal
69 horizontal......................8 cal
(she gets some calories, depending on how much she swallows)
69 vertical......................112 cal
Trolley..........................216 cal
Italian chandelier...............912 cal
* HAVING AN ORGASM
Real.............................112 cal
False............................315 cal
* POST ORGASM
Staying in bed....................18 cal
Jumping off the bed..................36 cal
Explaining why she jumped off the bed...........816 cal
* GETTING THE SECOND ERECTION
Between 16 and 19 years old.......12 cal
from 20 to 29.....................36 cal
from 30 to 39....................108 cal
from 40 to 49....................324 cal
from 50 to 59....................972 cal
more than 60....................2916 cal
* PUTTING ON THE CLOTHES
Quietly...........................32 cal
Being in a hurry..................98 cal
With her husband entering the house.............1218 cal
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You don't have to shake the Mac to clear the screen.
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