ATTRACTIVE WIVES

Bob was in his usual place in the morning - sitting at the table, reading the paper after breakfast.

He came across an article about a beautiful actress who was about to marry a football player who was known primarily for his lack of IQ and common knowledge.

He turned to his wife Marlene with a look of question on his face. "I'll never understand why the biggest jerks get the most attractive wives."

Marlene replied, "Why thank you, dear!"

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What do you call four bull fighters in quicksand?

Quatro sinko.

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