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THE BLONDE FROM NATCHITOCHES


Two tourists were driving through Louisiana.

As they were approaching Natchitoches, they started arguing about the pronunciation of the town's name.

They argued back and forth until they stopped for lunch.

As they stood at the counter, one tourist asked the blonde employee, "Before we order, could you please settle an argument for us? Would you please pronounce where we are, very slowly?"

The blonde girl leaned over the counter and said, "Burrrrrrrr--gerrrrrrr--Kiiiiing.

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The 50-50-90 rule: Anytime you have a 50-50 chance of getting something right, there's a 90% probability you'll get it wrong.

Justin Illusion...

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