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BEST E-MAIL ADDRESSES


Many colleges and businesses tend to strip their last name down to 6 characters and add a person's first and last initial to either the beginning or end to make up an e-mail address.

For example, Mary L. Ferguson = mlfergus or fergusml.

They are just now beginning to realize the problems that may happen when you have a large and diverse pool of people to choose from.

Add to that a large database of company/college acronyms and you have some very funny addresses.

Probably not funny to the individual involved, however!

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TOP TEN Actual E-mail Addresses:

10. Helen Thomas Eatons (Duke University)
eatonsht @ dku.edu

9. Mary Ellen Dickinson (Indiana University of Pennsylvania)
dickinme @ iup.edu

8. Francis Kevin Kissinger (Las Verdes University)
kissinfk @ lvu.edu

7. Amanda Sue Pickering (Purdue University)
aspicker @ pu.edu

6. Ida Beatrice Ballinger (Ball State University)
ibballin @ bsu.edu

5. Bradley Thomas Kissering (Brady Electrical, Northern Division, Overton Canada)
btkisser @ bendover.com

4. Isabelle Haydon Adcock (Toys "R" Us)
ihadcock @ tru.com

3. Martha Elizibeth Cummins (Fresno University)
cumminme @ fu.edu

2. George David Blowmer (Drop Front Drawers & Cabinets Inc.)
blowmegd @ dropdrawers.com

...but at No. 1, it had to be...

1. Barbara Joan Beeranger (Myplace Home Decorating)
beeranbj @ myplace.com

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