FIFTEEN-HUNDRED BUCKS

Five-year-old Becky answered the door when the census taker came by.

She told the census taker that her daddy was a doctor and wasn't home because he was performing an appendectomy.

"My," said the census taker, "that sure is a big word for such a little girl. Do you know what it means?"

"Sure do!" she answered. "Fifteen-hundred bucks, and that doesn't even include the anesthesiologist!"

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