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NO DRIVER!


A blonde, a red head and a brunette signed up with a tourist group and chartered a double-decker bus to go to London.

There were only two seats left on the bottom and one seat left in the top of the bus open when they boarded.

They decided to take turns riding in the top and flipped a coin to see who got the first turn.

The blonde won the toss.

A couple of hours later it was the redhead's turn so she walked up the stairs and saw the blonde sitting there scared half to death.

She's clutching the seat in front of her so hard that her knuckles are white.

"What's goin' on?" the redhead asked. We're havin' a grand old time down below."

"Yeah," the blonde replied, "but you've got a driver."

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When one finds himself in a hole of his own making, it is a good time to examine the quality of the workmanship.

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