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EINSTEIN


Albert Einstein arrives at a party and introduces himself to the first person he sees and asks, ""What is your IQ?"

The man answers, "241."

"That is wonderful!," says Albert. "We will talk about the Grand Unification Theory and the mysteries of the Universe. We will have much to discuss!"

Next Albert introduces himself to a woman and asks, "What is your IQ?"

The lady answers, "144."

"That is great!," responds Albert. "We can discuss politics and current affairs. We will have much to discuss!"

Albert goes to another person and asks, "What is your IQ?"

The man answers, "51."

Albert ponders this for a moment and then says, "Go Bears!"

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