WHEN I'M 64

A 64-year-old accountant left a letter for his wife one Friday evening that read:

"Dear Wife,

I am 64, and by the time you receive this letter I will be at the Grand Hotel with my beautiful and sexy 18-year-old secretary."

When he arrived at the hotel, there was a letter waiting for him that read:

"Dear Husband,

I too am 64, and by the time you receive this letter I will be at the Breakwater Hotel with my handsome and virile 18-year-old boy toy. Being an accountant, you will appreciate that 18 goes into 64 many more times than 64 goes into 18."

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Why do men die before their wives?

They want to.

Justin Illusion...