DOROTHY?

The Scarecrow, the Tin Man, the Lion and Bill Clinton took off together to find the Wizard of Oz. They searched and searched, but failed to find the elusive Wizard.

Suddenly, a tornado swept the group off their feet.

Moments later, the twister dropped them right in front of the Emerald Palace.

The Scarecrow, not missing a beat, said, "I'm going to find the Wizard and ask him for a brain."

The Tin Man, banging on his hollow chest, said, "I'm going to ask him for a heart."

The Lion, not wanting to be left out, said, "I'm going to ask him for some courage."

All Bill Clinton said was, "Where's Dorothy?"

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What is the difference between a dog and a fox?

About 5 drinks.

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