A BEEF WITH THE WIFE

A man staggers into an emergency room with two black eyes and a 5-iron wrapped around his neck.

"What happened?" asks the doctor.

"Well," says the guy, "I was having a quiet round of golf with my wife when she sliced one off the course onto a neighboring farm. We went looking for the ball, and I noticed that one of the cows had something white in its rear end. So I lifted the tail, and there was my wife's ball stuck in the cow's butt. That's when I made my mistake."

"What did you do?" asks the doctor.

"Well," the guy says, "I held the tail up and yelled to my wife, 'Hey, this looks like yours!'"

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