DUI

A cop decided to wait outside of a local bar one night.

Drunk guys came out of this bar at night, like rats from a sinking ship, to drive home.

It was closing time, and one guy stumbled out and almost fell on the curb.

The drunk tried to unlock five cars before he finally found his.

By this time everyone had left the bar.

When the drunk pulled out, the cop pulled him over and said, "Sir, get out of the car. You're under arrest for DUI."

The cop made the drunk blow a breathalyzer test, and the results were 0.0.

The cop asked, "How can this be?"

The guy said, "Because I'm the designated decoy!"

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