BECOMING A REAL MAN

That's right, in just six semesters you, too, can be a real man, as well as earn an AA Degree (AA Real Men). In conjunction with our seminars for men, new courses have been added. Please take a moment to look over the program outline.

FIRST YEAR - Autumn Schedule

MEN 101: Combating Stupidity

MEN 102: You Too Can Do Housework

MEN 103: PMS - Learn When To Keep Your Mouth Shut

MEN 104: We Do Not Want Sleazy Underthings For Christmas

FIRST YEAR - Winter Schedule

MEN 110: Wonderful Laundry Techniques

MEN 111: Understanding The Female Response To Getting In at 4 am

MEN 112: Parenting: It Doesn't End With Conception

EAT 100: Get A Life, Learn To Cook

ECON 001A: What's Hers Is Hers

FIRST YEAR - Spring Schedule

MEN 120: How NOT To Act Like An A-hole When You're Wrong

MEN 121: Understanding Your FUNDAMENTAL Incompetence

MEN 122: YOU: The Weaker Sex

MEN 123: Reasons To Give Her Flowers

ECON 001B: What's Yours Is Half Hers (must pass ECON 001A)

SECOND YEAR -Autumn Schedule

SEX 101: You CAN Fall Asleep Without It

SEX 102: Morning Dilemma: If It's Awake, Take A Shower

MEN 201: How To Stay Awake After Sex

MEN 202: How To Put The Toilet Seat Down (Pass/Fail course)

ELECTIVE: (see Electives below)

SECOND YEAR - Winter Schedule

MEN 210: The Remote Control: Overcoming Your Dependency

MEN 211: How Not To Act Younger Than Your Children

MEN 212: Honest - You Don't Look Like Tom Cruise - Especially Naked

MEN 213: You Too Can Be A Designated Driver

MEN 230: Birthdays And Anniversaries Are Important

SECOND YEAR - Spring Schedule

MEN 220: Omitting @&*%# From Your Vocabulary (Pass/Fail course)

MEN 221: Fluffing The Blanket After Farting Is Not Necessary

MEN 222: Real Men Ask For Directions

MEN 223: Thirty Minutes Of Begging Is Not Considered Foreplay

COURSE ELECTIVES:

EAT 101: Cooking With Quiche Will Really Impress The Ladies

EAT 102: Utilization Of Eating Utensils

EAT 103: Burping And Belching Discreetly

MEN 231: Mother-In-Law

MEN 232: Appear To Be Listening

MEN 233: When To Just Say "Yes Dear"

ECON 001C: Cheaper To Keep Her (must pass ECON 001A and 001B)

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What can a goose do, a duck can't, and a lawyer should?

Stick his bill up his ass.

Justin Illusion...