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FINAL ANSWER?


A man was feeling frisky one night and snuggled up to his wife, when she turned to him and said, "Sorry, I have a headache."

The man hesitated and replied, "Is that your final answer?"

His wife snapped back, "Yes that's my final answer!"

"Well," he said, "in that case, may I phone a friend?"

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The Salary Axiom:

The pay raise is just large enough to increase your taxes and just small enough to have no effect on your take-home pay.

Justin Illusion...

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