BOY OR GIRL?

During one of our weekly weight-loss classes, the group leader was extolling the merits of the program's prepared-food products.

She raved about the rich, delicious flavor of the imitation chocolate fudge and the nondairy pops, assuring us that we could eat them without the least fear of ruining our diets.

The woman next to me nodded her head emphatically and then whispered, "They're even better when you spread peanut butter on them!"

When a co-worker received a phone call from her daughter, we heard her exclaim joyfully, "Seven and a half pounds! I'm so proud!"

After she had hung up, I asked, "Boy or girl?"

"Neither," my colleague replied. "Diet."

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A man inserted an ad in the Classifieds:

"Wife Wanted"

Next day he received a hundred letters. They all said the same thing:

"You can have mine."

Justin Illusion...