SHE WAS SO BLONDE...

...she sent me a fax with a stamp on it.

...she tripped over a cordless phone.

...she told someone to meet her at the corner of "WALK" and "DONT WALK".

...they had to burn the school down to get her out of third grade.

...at the bottom of the application where it says "Sign Here" she put "Sagittarius."

...when she heard that 90% of all crimes occur around the home, she moved.

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It is easier to get forgiveness than permission.

Justin Illusion...