LOADED SLOGANS

And yes, they're real!

Plumber: "We repair what your husband fixed."

On the trucks of a local plumbing company in NE Pennsylvania: "Don't sleep with a drip, call your plumber."

At a tire shop in Milwaukee: "Invite us to your next blowout."

Billboard on the side of the road: "Keep your eyes on the road and stop reading these signs."

On an electrician's truck: "Let us remove your shorts."

In a non-smoking area: "If we see smoking we will assume you are on fire and take appropriate action."

On Maternity Room door: "Push, Push, Push."

At an Optometrist's office: "If you don't see what your looking for you've come to the right place."

On a Taxidermist's window: "We really know our stuff."

On a Butchers window: "Let me meat your needs."

On a fence: "Salesman Welcome; Dog food is expensive."

At a car dealership: "The best way to get back on your feet - miss a car payment."

Outside a muffler shop: "No appointment necessary, we hear you coming."

Outside a hotel: "Help! We need inn-experienced people."

On a desk in a reception room: "We shoot every 3rd salesman, and the 2nd one just left."

In a veterinarian's waiting room: "Be back in 5 minutes: Sit! Stay!"

At the electric company: "We would be de-lighted if you send in your bill. However, if you don't you will be."

On the door of a computer store: "Out for a quick byte."

In a restaurant window: "Don't stand there and be hungry, come on in and get fed up."

In the front yard of a funeral home: "Drive carefully, we'll wait."

In a counselor's office: "Growing old is mandatory, growing wise is optional."

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What do you get when you cross a dishonest politician with a crooked lawyer?

Chelsea!!

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