MONICA MAKES A WISH...

Monica Lewinsky was walking on the beach when she found a lantern washed up on the shore. She started to rub it and out popped a genie.

"Oh goodie, now I will get three wishes!" she exclaimed.

"No," said the genie, "You have been very bad this year, and because of this, I can only give you one wish."

"Let's see," says Monica, "I don't need fame, because I have plenty of that due to all of the media coverage. And I don't need money, because after I write my book and do all my interviews, I'll have all the money I could ever want.

I would like to get rid of these love handles, though.

Yes, that's it, for my one wish I would like my love handles removed."

"Poof!"

And just like that...her ears were gone.

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I hope if dogs ever take over the world, and they choose a king, they don't just go by size, because I bet there are some Chihuahuas with some good ideas out there.

Justin Illusion...