VASECTOMY

After a man and his wife have their 11th child, the husband decides to consult a doctor about a vasectomy. The doctor knows the man is from Nebraska, so he tells of this procedure:

"First, you get an empty beer can, then you light a cherry bomb and put it in the beer can. Hold the beer can up to your ear and count to ten."

The man said he needed time to think about this. He decided to get a second opinion, but this time he goes to a doctor in Virginia.

Knowing the man is from Nebraska, he tells him:

"First, get an empty beer can, then light a cherry bomb and put it in the beer can. Hold the can up to your ear and count to ten."

The man decides that two doctors can't be wrong so he goes home, finds an empty beer can, lights a cherry bomb, and holds it up to his ear and starts to count to ten.

He gets to 5 and puts the can between his legs so he can finish counting on his fingers...

"...6, 7, 8, 9, 10..."

BANG!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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If Santa Claus, a smart blonde and a dumb blonde all ran for President, who would win?

The dumb blonde, because there is no such thing as Santa Claus or a smart blonde.

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