DIRTY LAUNDRY

A woman sends her clothing out to the Chinese laundry.

When it comes back, there are still stains in her panties.

The next week she encloses a note to the Chinaman that says, "Use more soap on panties."

This goes on for several weeks, the woman sending the same note to the laundry:

"Use more soap on panties."

Finally, fed up, the Chinaman responds with his own note, which reads:

"Use more paper on ass."

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Muslims are banned from looking at the genitals of a corpse.

This also applies to undertakers; the sex organs of the deceased must be covered with a brick or piece of wood at all times.

(A brick??)

Justin Illusion...