WEIGHT LOSS

A six-year-old walks into the kitchen where his mom is preparing a meal and says:

"Mom, the last few nights I have woke up to this thumping noise coming out of your bedroom and when I look to see what it is, you're sitting on top of dad and bouncing up and down. Why are you doing that?"

The startled mother recovers quickly and says:

"Your dad is a little overweight and I'm trying to get him back to normal size. I bounce on him to get all the air out of him."

The little kid just shakes his head and says:

"Mom, you're wasting your time."

The mother says:

"Why is that, dear?"

The kid says:

"Because, once a week, that nice-looking lady next door comes over and blows daddy right back up!"

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