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PRESIDENTIAL BILL


President Clinton looks up from his desk in the Oval Office to see one of his aides nervously approach him.

"What is it?" exclaims the President.

"It's this Abortion Bill, Mr. President. What do you want to do about it?" the aide replies.

"Just go ahead and pay it." responds the President.

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What do you call a man with half a brain?

A woman.

Justin Illusion...

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