SHOT IN THE ASS

Out in the backwoods of some midwestern state, little Johnny arrives at school an hour late.

Teacher: "Why are you so late, John?"

Johnny: "My big brother got shot in the ass."

The teacher corrects his speech: "Rectum."

Johnny : "Wrecked him!? Hell, it damn near killed him!"

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Q: What do Monica Lewinsky and Bob Dole have in common?

A: They were both upset when Bill finished first.

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