TIGHT PANTS

A guy walks into a bar and sits down next to an extremely gorgeous woman. The first thing he notices about her though, are her pants. They are skin-tight, high-waisted and have no obvious mechanism (zipper, buttons or velcro) for opening them.

After several minutes of puzzling over how she got the pants up over her hips, he finally works up the nerve to ask her.

"Excuse me, Miss, but how do you get into your pants?"

"Well," she replies, "you can start by buying me a drink."

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What does an atheist say during an orgasm?

"Oh Darwin! Oh Darwin...!"

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