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Actual answers contestants have used on Family Feud:

Name something a blind person might use: A sword

Name a song with moon in the title: "Blue Suede Moon"

Name a bird with a long neck: Naomi Campbell

Name an occupation where you need a torch: A burglar

Name a famous brother and sister: Bonnie and Clyde

Name an item of clothing worn by the Three Musketeers: A horse

Name something that floats in the bath: Water

Name something you wear on the beach: A deckchair

Name something red: My cardigan

Name a famous cowboy: Buck Rogers

Name a famous royal: Mail

Name a number you have to memorize: 7

Name something you do before going to bed: Sleep

Name something you put on walls: Roofs

Name something in the garden that's green: Shed

Name something that flies that doesn't have an engine: A bicycle with wings

Name something you might be allergic to: Skiing

Name a famous bridge: The bridge over troubled waters

Name something a cat does: Goes to the toilet

Name something you do in the bathroom: Decorate

Name an animal you might see at the zoo: A dog

Name something associated with the police: Pigs

Name a sign of the zodiac: April

Name a kind of ache: Filet 'o' Fish

Name a food that can be brown or white: Potato

Name a jacket potato topping: Jam

Name a famous Scotsman: Jock

Name another famous Scotsman: Vinnie Jones

Name something with a hole in it: Window

Name a non-living object with legs: Plant

Name a domestic animal: Leopard

Name a part of the body beginning with "N": Knee

Name a way of cooking fish: Cod

Name something you open other than a door: Your bowels

Name something slippery: A con man

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