THE BIRTHDAY PRESENT

A couple has been married for 75 years.

For the husband's 95th birthday, his wife decides to surprise him by hiring a prostitute.

That day, the doorbell rings. The husband uses his walker to get to the door and opens it.

A 21-year-old in a latex outfit smiles and says, "Hi, I'm here to give you super sex!"

The old man says, "I'll take the soup."

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