IMMIGRATION

For all my friends conversant in Cantonese:

(DISCLAIMER: I received this joke from Hong Kong; I did not invent it!)

But it is sure true to form!!!!!!!

An immigrant from Hong Kong is applying for citizenship in Canada. He is to be interviewed by a Canadian immigration officer. He does not speak English well and knows nothing about Canada. Therefore, he invited a special translator to help him in his interview:

Officer: Do you know who was the first prime minister of Canada?

Translator (told to this man in Cantonese): The officer asked you where do you usually go if you want to eat hamburger?

Man (answered to the officer): Oh..."McDonald."
(The first prime minister of Canada is Sir John MacDonald.)

The officer nodded his head and then asked the second question.

Officer: Could you tell me which province you're living in now?

Translator (said to this man in Cantonese): The officer just asked you, "What is the dirtiest thing in your nose?" Man (replied to the officer in Cantonese): Ah...BaySee.
(The man lives in the province of British Columbia, commonly known as B.C.)

The officer nodded his head again and asked the final question.

Officer: Do you know what your privilege is when you become a Canadian?

Translator (told to this man in Cantonese): The officer asked you, "What does a dog sound like when it barks?"

Man (demonstrating the sound to the officer): Woe, Woe.
(One of the privileges of a Canadian is the right to vote.)

This officer told the man that all the questions were answered correctly, shook hands with him and congratulated him that he had passed the interview to be a Canadian citizen.

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