JOB INTERVIEW

A construction site boss was interviewing men for a job, when along came Leroy.

The boss thought, "I'm not hiring that lazy guy," so he decided to set a test for Leroy, hoping he wouldn't be able to answer the questions, and he'd be able to refuse him the job without getting into an argument.

The first question was:

Without using numbers, represent the number 9.

So Leroy says, "Dat's easy" and proceeds to draw three trees.

The boss says, "What the hell's that?"

Leroy says, "Tree 'n tree n' tree makes nine."

"Fair enough," says the boss. "Second question, same rules, but represent 99."

Leroy stares into space for a while, then makes a smudge on each tree.

"Der ya go, Sir," he says.

The boss scratches his head and says, "How on earth do you get that to represent 99?"

Leroy says, "Each tree's dirty now! So it's dirty tree n' dirty tree n' dirty tree, dats 99."

The boss is getting worried he's going to have to hire him, so he says, "All right, question three. Same rules again, but represent the number 100."

Leroy stares into space again, then he shouts, "Got it!"

He makes a little mark at the base of each tree, and says, "Der ya go, Sir: 100."

The boss looks at Leroy's attempt and thinks, "Ha! got him this time." He says, "Go on Leroy, you must be mad if you think that represents a hundred."

Leroy leans forward and points to the marks at the tree bases, and says, "A little dog comes along and craps by each tree, so now you've got dirty tree an' a turd, dirty tree an' a turd, an' dirty tree an' a turd, which makes one hundred, when do I start me job?"

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