BEEP AND SAY...

One day while driving with my then 4-year-old daughter Melanie, I beeped the horn by mistake.

She turned and looked at me for an explanation.

I said, "I did that by accident."

She replied, "I know that, daddy."

I replied, "How'd you know?"

Melanie said, "Because you didn't say 'JERK' afterwards!"

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Did you know...?

...That no husband has ever been shot while doing the dishes.

Justin Illusion...