ASK DAD

A boy is at school and he hears the older kids talking about pussy, and their bitch. The boy, confused by this, goes to his mother.

"Mom," the boy asks, "what's a pussy?"

The mother, being startled by this, thinks quick and finds the closest dictionary and opens it up to a picture of a cat and says, "Son, that is a pussy."

The son then asks, "What's a bitch?"

The mother, again thinking quickly, turns to a picture of a dog and says, "Son, this is a bitch."

The son walks away still confused, and sees his father watching television.

The son walks up to his father and says, "Dad, what's a pussy?"

The father doesn't want to miss the baseball game so he quickly whips out his Penthouse magazine to the centerfold, grabs a marker and draws a circle around the vagina and says, "Son, this is a pussy!"

The son, now starting to understand what the older boys are talking about, asks, "Then, what is a bitch?"

The dad replies, "That's everything outside the circle!"

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