ENGINEERING

Three engineering students were gathered together discussing the possible designers of the human body.

One said:

"It was a mechanical engineer. Just look at all the joints."

Another said:

"No, it was an electrical engineer. The nervous system's many thousands of electrical connections."

The last said:

"Actually it was a civil engineer. Who else would run a toxic waste pipeline through a recreational area?"

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Q: What is the difference between George Washington, Richard Nixon and Bill Clinton?

A: Washington couldn't tell a lie, Nixon couldn't tell the truth and Clinton doesn't know the difference.

Justin Illusion...