WHO RUNS FASTER?

Two guys were walking through the jungle.

All of a sudden, a tiger appeared from a distance, running toward them.

One of the guys took out a pair of Nikes from his bag and started to put them on.

The other guy, with a surprised look on his face, exclaimed, "Do you think you will run faster than the tiger with those?"

His friend replied, "I don't have to outrun it, I just have to run faster than you."

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