LITTLE BITS

I bought my wife a new car.

She called and said, "There's water in the carburetor."

I said, "Where's the car?"

She said, "In the lake."

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People are always asking couples whose marriages have endured at least a quarter of a century for their secret to success.

Actually, it is no secret at all.

I am a forgiving woman.

Long ago, I forgave my husband for not being Paul Newman.

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At the cocktail party, one woman said to another, "Aren't you wearing your wedding ring on the wrong finger?"

The other replied, "Yes, I am, I married the wrong man."

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I was married by a judge.

I should have asked for a jury.

Justin Illusion...