POOF!

A blonde, a brunette and a redhead died and met Saint Peter at the gates.

"You must each say one true statement to get in."

The brunette said, "Well, I think I'm the prettiest girl in the world."

Poof!

She was gone.

The redhead said, "Well, I think I'm the smartest girl in the world."

Poof!

She was gone.

Then the blonde came up.

"I think-"

Poof!

She was gone.

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When a man steals your wife, there is no sweeter revenge than to let him keep her.

Justin Illusion...