A BUSLOAD OF POLITICIANS

A busload of politicians were driving down a country road when, all of a sudden, the bus ran off the road and crashed into a tree in an old farmer's field.

The old farmer, after seeing what had happened, went over to investigate. He then proceeded to dig a hole to bury the politicians.

A few days later the local sheriff came out, saw the crashed bus, and asked the old farmer where all the politicians had gone.

The old farmer said he had buried them.

The sheriff asked the old farmer, "Were they all dead?"

The old farmer replied, "Well, some of them said they weren't, but you know how them politicians lie."

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Doctors at major Veterans Hospitals are prescribing hot chocolate and Viagra for all of the elderly men.

The hot chocolate mellows them and puts them to sleep, while the Viagra keeps them from rolling out of bed.

Justin Illusion...