NEW TAX

The only thing that the IRS has not yet taxed is the penis.

This is due to the fact that 40% of the time it is hanging around unemployed,

30% of the time it is hard up,

20% of the time it is pissed off and

10% of the time it's in the hole.

It has two dependents, but they're nuts.

Effective January 1, 2000, penises will be taxed according to size.

The brackets are as follows:

10"-12" Luxury Tax

8"-10" Pole Tax

5"- 8" Privilege Tax

4"- 5" Nuisance Tax

Males exceeding 12" must file under capital gains.

Anyone under 4" is eligible for a refund.

PLEASE DO NOT ASK FOR AN EXTENSION!

Issues still under consideration are as follows:

Are there penalties for early withdrawal?

Do multiple partners count as a corporation?

Are condoms deductible as work clothes?

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