SPECTACULAR JOB

One day a man spotted a lamp by the roadside. He picked it up, rubbed it vigorously and a genie appeared.

"I'll grant you your fondest wish," the genie said.

The man thought for a moment, then said, "I want a spectacular job -- a job that no man has ever succeeded at or has ever attempted to do."

"Poof!" said the genie. "You're a housewife."

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Why did God put men on Earth?

Because a vibrator can't mow the lawn or take out the trash?!?

Justin Illusion...