CHICAGO:
One hand on wheel, one hand on horn.
NEW YORK:
One hand on wheel, one finger out window.
NEW JERSEY:
One hand on wheel, one finger out window, cutting across all lanes of traffic.
BOSTON:
One hand on wheel, one hand on newspaper, foot solidly on accelerator.
TORONTO:
Both hands clenched on steering wheel, driver staring directly forward, cutting in front of you and slowing down to 40 in a 60 zone, then looking in rearview mirror in wonder as to why the car behind is flashing high beams.
LOS ANGELES:
One hand on wheel, one hand on nonfat double decaf cappuccino, cradling cell phone, brick on accelerator with gun in lap.
OHIO, BUT DRIVING IN CALIFORNIA:
Both hands on wheel, eyes shut, both feet on brake, quivering in terror.
ITALY:
Both hands in air and gesturing, both feet on accelerator, head turned to talk to someone in back seat.
SEATTLE:
One hand on latte, one knee on wheel, cradling cell phone, foot on brake, mind on game.
TEXAS:
One hand on wheel, one hand on hunting rifle, alternating between both feet being on the accelerator and both feet on the brake, throwing a McDonald's bag out the window.
WEST VIRGINIA:
Four-wheel drive pickup truck, shotgun mounted in rear window, beer cans on floor, squirrel tails attached to antenna.
FLORIDA:
Two hands gripping wheel, blue hair barely visible above window level, driving 35 on the Interstate in the left lane with the left blinker on.
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