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THE FIRST HAIRCUT


Kaytie was about to get her first haircut.

She was a little fussy, so her mother gave her a chocolate chip cookie to calm her down.

When she was getting her haircut, Kaytie pulled the cookie out from under her bib.

The barber said, "Hey, your getting hair on your cookie!"

Kaytie responded, "Yeah I know, I'm getting boobies, too."

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