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EVERY 10 SECONDS


In a high school gym class, all the girls are lined up against one wall and all the boys against the opposite wall.

Every ten seconds, they walk toward each other exactly half the remaining distance between them.

A mathematician, a physicist and an engineer are asked, "When will the girls and boys meet?"

Mathematician: "Never."

Physicist: "In an infinite amount of time."

Engineer: "Well...in about two minutes, they'll be close enough for all practical purposes."

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Movie Ratings Explained

G: Nobody gets the girl.

PG: The Good Guy Gets The Girl.

R: The Bad Guy Gets The Girl.

X: Everybody Gets The Girl.

XXX: Everybody gets the girl, her mother, and their cocker spaniel.

Justin Illusion...

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