ALLIGATOR SHOES

A blonde was vacationing in Cajun Country

The blonde went into a shoe store to buy a pair of alligator shoes.

After trying them on, she asked about the price.

Learning that the shoes were very expensive, she decided she would go out into the bayou and get her own alligator shoes.

Later that afternoon, the shopkeeper was on his way home, going through the bayou, when he noticed the same blonde with a 12-gauge shotgun.

She was dragging a 12-foot alligator onto the bank, where she stacked it near a large pile of alligators.

As she turned the gator over, he heard her shout, "Damn, this one isn't wearing shoes either."

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As they left the auditorium after a two-hour lecture on Nineteenth-Century English poets, the wife exclaimed, "Didn't it make your mind soar?"

"Yes," her husband agreed grimly, "and my backside, too!"

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