FIRE?

The House Is Going to Burn!

In a car in the middle of Colorado a wife says to her husband:

"Oh, dear, George! I'm sure I left the iron on. I'm afraid the house is going to burn down!"

George: "The house will not burn down, dear."

Wife: "Now, how can you make a statement like that?"

George: "Because I forgot to turn off the water in the bathtub!"

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Why can't gypsies have children?

Because their husbands have crystal balls.

Justin Illusion...