POLISH HITCHHIKER

This one is older than the hills but most of you kids probably have not heard it yet!?!?

Staush was hitchhiking to California and got picked up by a truck driver. The driver was in a hurry and could not make any stops. About 20 miles down the road Staush said, "I have to take a shit!"

The driver said, "I don't have the time to stop."

Staush replied, "Got to shit!"

The driver pulled over and said, "Go down over the hill and take a shit and hurry up."

Ten minutes passed, and no Staush; he had not returned.

The driver hollered, "Hurry up!"

Staush hollered back and asked if he had any toilet paper.

The driver replied, "No! Wipe your ass on a dollar."

After a while, Staush came up the hill with shit all over him.

The driver said, "How did you get shit all over yourself?"

Staush replied, "You ever try to wipe ass with three quarters, two dimes and a nickel?"

***********************************

Quote

Learn from your parents' mistakes - use birth control!

Justin Illusion...